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I see a lot of couples in happy long-term relationships and every time I do, I’m just completely dumbfounded. How do they do it? How? I just cannot see myself being with someone for longer than a few months. I can’t see someone putting up with me for that long either. I’m glad I have so many siblings because the chances are slim I’ll be giving my parents any grandkids.

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"You risked your life for me!"

"Well… not really. Actually, this suit is completely bomb-proof. It’s made from a totally revolutionary new tungsten-mylar blend that makes it… uh…"

"Bomb-proof. I know. Thanks, anyway."

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peteandpetegifs:

Most people obeyed the power of the sign, but one guy had to learn his lesson the hard way.

"Going somewhere, crank bait?"

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A Bad Night For A Hero - July 26th, Redheaded Zombie Show @ Escape Velocity Comics 

Always a pleasure

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BOOM

Truth. 

Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.

sick sick sick burns

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"I think people would be happier if they admitted things more often. In a sense we are all prisoners of some memory, or fear, or disappointment—we are all defined by something we can’t change."

- Simon Van Booy, The Illusion of Separateness (via whyallcaps)

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By Crom! is my joke-a-panel autobiographical comic featuring life advice and spiritual guidance from Conan the Barbarian. It ran from January 2012 to May 2014, and is collected in two books, The Collected By Crom! and Full Colour Cromulence. You can read the archives on WealdComics.com, and grab the books in print and in PDF.

By Crom! will be tabling with Weald Comics at TCAF, VanCAF, TAAFI and possibly FanExpo Toronto!

Rachel Kahn’s By Crom! series isn’t only funny, though it is funny, it is also charming and comforting and challenging, panel by panel, in great ways. Get thee this comic.

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Hello friends and true believers! If you missed our show last Saturday and still want tickets to see us open for Alien Ant Farm, we’ve still got a few left! Hit us up and we will do our best to get them to you. Just $10 each for an all-ages show that guarantees to astound you!

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Awesome RAT QUEENS cosplay at #SDCC!

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